Man eating catfish reportedly caught in China

Rumors started flying across the world when these photographs showed up on the Web. According to www.snopes.com, claims were made that this was a catfish that was caught after an inspection of a water reservoir. Supposedly, some people disappeared after swimming in the reservoir, and they found this gigantor. When a dissection was performed, they found human remains inside.

But my friends at Snopes have cracked the case again. According to them, this is really just a whale shark, and some random innards happen to look a little like a saggy human hindquarters and lower limbs. Pretty gross stuff, if you ask me.

Here's the one that I assume is supposed to be 'human remains.'

courtesy of http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/giantcatfish.asp

Um, has this guy ever heard of racism?

According to FOX News, a DJ in Detroit has had a change of mind about a massively intelligent idea for a club promotion. You see, this genius decided that allowing 'light-skinned' black women into his club for free would make him the apple of Motor City's eye.

After being attacked from people all over the country (what a shocker!!) this brainiac's defense was this:

"I didn't mean to offend anyone," he said. "I had planned a party for other shades (of black women). We were going to take a shade of color each week. Next week was going to be a party for 'Sexy Chocolate' and the week after that ‘Sexy Caramel.'”

What a smooth talker this one is! Now he claims he is planning a charity function to smooth over all of the hubub. Or, as I like to call it, kissing ass. Way to go Mr. DJ SmartyPants!!

Halloween

In honor of the holiday spirit, I thought I'd share this spooky site. Take a tour of a haunted mansion without leaving home! I think this is good for a family fright, but it may scare younger children. I haven't checked out the whole site yet, but it looks pretty awesome for some Halloween fun. I can't wait until my boys are older, and can enjoy the spirit of Halloween more.
Click the link below to go right to the mansion, and then browse through the courtyards, graveyards, the pumpkin patch, and more. PS~The music is one of my favorite parts!






http://www.virtualhauntedmansion.com/ Credit for finding this site goes to www.ghostdroppings.com

Jon Stewart is the most intelligently witty person ever!

Hyperbole on my end, I know. But the title is also my opinion. I think Jon Stewart is so funny, so I decided to create the beginning of a series of posts titled "Jon Stewart. (Working title) So, of course one of the first places I headed for Jon Stewart vids: YouTube.

A title that caught my eye was Jon Stewart hosting the 2002 Emmy Awards. I began watching it, and quickly decided I wanted to post it here. Interestingly enough, the first person he introduces, is none other than the bald coochie parading, queen of celebrity slander: Ms. Britney Spears. Now, remember folks-this was '02, and apparently we all loved and adored her then. After all, she she brought in the "We love young girls naked everywhere we look!" era that America is in. And we wonder why Britney displays her vagina a couple of times a week for press: it's the only thing America hadn't seen on her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5NBGx00H4

Bushisms

I was 'surfing the web' and I came across this website http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/, and found some....well, let's just say 'interesting'quotes by George W. Bush.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George बुश

http://politicalhumor।about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Since this is the site I obtained these below quotes from, they are the ones to visit for the information on how our beloved president used them. Actually, the origin of Bush stating these 'ideas' does not make them seem any less stupid. Sometimes, the origns made them more stupid.

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president."

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."

"This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it's political."

"Bush goes to Hel. That's what a lot of people want." --George W. Bush, on his visit to the Hel Peninsula, Gdansk, Poland, Jun. 8, 2007

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say."

"Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."

Here are a few others I found most interesting.

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  
  
• Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
  
• The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
• When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
• Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
• Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.