Lindsey Lohan Broke!

News of the World's Georgina Dickinson is reporting that our favorite alleged snow-blowing Disney starlet has lost most of her fortune due to partying. Apparently, Miss Lohan is so broke that she is staying at the home of an executive producer on the film, I Know Who Killed Me, because she can't even afford her own home anymore.

News of the world attributes her financial slump to legal fees for her car accidents and DUI charges; her three different rehab stints, and million-dollar hotel bills. Lindsey reportedly sold her million-dollar New York flat and her $2.85 million dollar apartment in New York because she couldn't pay the mortgages.

I don't know if this is true or not, but she must have been supplying the entire Columbian cocaine cartel to be 'completely broke' after just a couple of years. I mean, every time I turn around she is in a new movie. Assuming, of course, that the movie producers pay her with money. I wouldn't be surprised if they just promised to let her wear five different teeny bikinis at the next cast party, and take pictures on their camera phones for the media.

T.I.'s Bodyguard had better join witness protection

MSNBC reports that rapper T.I. was arrested Saturday on gun charges, just a few hours before he was scheduled to appear at the BET Hip-Hop awards.

Clifford Harris, aka T.I., is charged with possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, in addition to possession of firearms by a convicted felon. Hence, the reason why Mr. Harris had his bodyguards attempt to purchase additions to his collection. The bodyguard, what a genius he is-personally got the case rolling when he began questioning a firearms dealer on how he can purchase the weapons without the required registration. The law-abiding firearms dealer called Atlanta ATF agents and told them about the bodyguard's inquiries.

The ATF agents arrested the bodyguard after he attempted to purchase the guns and silencers from an undercover one of their own. Mr. Loyal Bodyguard began to sing like a canary, and told ATF agents the guns were for T.I.'s collection.

What a dumb-ass dude! The bodyguard (whose name is under-wraps, how surprising) has only worked for T.I. since July of this year. Can anyone say "Mysterious Disappearance"? Damn snitches!

story courtesy of http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21283987/

Battery powered shirts are the way of the new millenium

Computer geeks unite with a T-shirt that detects Wi-Fi hotspots. Yahoo! reports that there is now a shirt available that lights up (powered by three AAA batteries sewen into the shirt) when you enter wireless territory.

And they say that Americans are getting lazier. Pshaw! Who needs to open his or her laptop to see if they can start surfing? An electrical piece of clothing is so much more efficient!

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/patterson/7009