Bushisms

I was 'surfing the web' and I came across this website http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/, and found some....well, let's just say 'interesting'quotes by George W. Bush.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George बुश

http://politicalhumor।about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Since this is the site I obtained these below quotes from, they are the ones to visit for the information on how our beloved president used them. Actually, the origin of Bush stating these 'ideas' does not make them seem any less stupid. Sometimes, the origns made them more stupid.

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president."

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."

"This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it's political."

"Bush goes to Hel. That's what a lot of people want." --George W. Bush, on his visit to the Hel Peninsula, Gdansk, Poland, Jun. 8, 2007

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say."

"Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."

Here are a few others I found most interesting.

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  
  
• Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
  
• The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
• When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
• Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
• Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.