Alligator kills 83 year old woman in Georgia

The Georgia Department of Natural Resources sent licensed alligator trapper Jack Douglas to Savannah, Georgia to capture an alligator suspected in a woman's death.

Autopsy results confirmed that 83 year old Gwen Williams died from blood less from injuries consistent with an alligator attack. One of her arms, her other hand, and one foot was missing.

It was confirmed that the alligator captured was the one who committed the attack when the contents of its stomach were examined.

According to senior wildlife biologist Jim Simmons, at the Georgia department of Natural Resources, this is the first death by an alligator in Georgia in 27 years.

How awful! To survive all the health threats in our society, only to have your golden years torn away by a horrible accident such as this. I hope it is true that they did catch the 'gator that did this. I may sound cruel, but a child will look like an easy snack after killing an adult; even if it is an elderly woman.

Story courtesy of MSNBC.com: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21243716/

Britney Spears is NOT fat!!

Look, I 've never been a big fan of Britney. She is beautiful, there's no denying that-but she doesn't have a good singing voice. All of her songs are synthesized. How can you even attempt to lip-sync seriously when the voice you are synching sounds like an over-sexed asthmatic computer?

But- all that criticism she got over how she looked at the VMA's is absolutely DISGUSTING! So what she doesn't have rock hard abs anymore? The girl had two kids in under two years. I know people that have no kids and would KILL to look like Britney does now. I have a son who will be three in less than two weeks, and a son that will be one in about a month. I am back into a size three (was a size one) am I am happy. But, even though Britney probably has a good twenty pounds on me, I would kill to have her body.

Aren't we supposed to be going out of the unhealthy, unattainably perfect body phase the nation is in? Aren't we noticing how this attention is effecting our teenagers growing up? We are giving young girls the example that even though a woman just had two babies, she needs to bounce back immediately. We are teaching our young boys that this is the definition of beauty, and this is what they should want: The media created sex-goddess.

Why are curves and motherhood such criticizing points for the media?



I don't see how she is so fat. Maybe she could have gone up a size in the bikini; it seems kinda binding. But she IS NOT FAT!! Her broken nail grossed me out way more than her body. So what she isn't a size zero anymore? Her weight is proportioned: nice boobs, nice ass. When I gain weight, it all goes to my tummy. Britney's tummy may not be a 12 pack anymore, but her skin is all firm. Hell, I'm not a lesbian but I'd like to grab a handful of her ass, just to see what a real curvy ass feels like. Sadly, I have to flat white-girl ass curse. But, I don't have mosquito bites for tits, either.

How come things like this are fine, but we attack her for putting on weight after having kids?


So, being almost completely nude all over the place is OK, but don't you DARE still have some baby weight a whole year later!

And how old is she here? 17? 18? 19? Let us also remember a little program called PHOTOSHOP as well, folks. NOT EVERYONE IN PICTURES REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT!

Sorry, Britney. Apparently, this is all you're good for. Well, and the hatin' by all the jealous women.

School Woes

So, this week in my critical thinking class we are learning about rhetorical devices and fallacies in persuasive writing. Basically, this class is teaching me how to argue more effectively (like I need that, just ask my boyfriend!) and how others' arguments deserve not to be accepted. Pretty awesome, huh? So the next time I am arguing with someone, I can just respond, "Whatever! You're just using a smokescreen to try and distract me from the real issue." Or, "That doesn't make any sense because it is a question-begging argument!" No one will know how to respond because I'm sure they won't even know what I am talking about.
And, I get to win every argument. So, in a way I paid a little more than a thousand dollars to be taught how to win arguments.

George Bush Sr. is intolerant of other religious views

George H.W. Bush, as presidential nominee for the Republican party; 1987-AUG-27: "No, I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." courtesy of www.religioustolerance.org/atheist.htm

I almost didn't believe what I read there. Almost.