What is WRONG with this girl??

Two days ago I read how Britney Spears really wanted to "learn" how to be a good parent, and was faithfully attending parenting classes, she won overnight visits with her kids............now, the train has derailed yet again, leaving all hopeful Britney fans disappointed once more. TMZ had the exclusive on how Britney's visitation rights to her children were suspended because she failed to provide the drug-testing agency her contact information. I'm sure she's going to have her people feed us yet another bull story about how Britney 'didn't know any better...........' I can picture Britney cuddling her raggedy dog in one hand, a mocha Frappachino in the other, sitting in her car pantiless, flashing her razor burn, going........"Wha........they needed my address and phone number? Why didn't anyone tell me???"

Because it's common sense, you dolt! I understand that most of Hollywood views bad press as the best press; it keeps your name in the blogs longer. But she is getting ridiculous! It seems as though Britney decided she would incorporate every other starlet's headline grabbing bad behavior, add some ignorant parenting skills, and walk away with the booby prize: A "career" built on a lifetime of sad mistakes. Drinking, drugs, promiscuity, divorces: things that ruin regular people lives. Things that boost talentless people into riches. Tsk tsk on another of our society's double standards.

I had also read a report on Britney recently where an anonymous "friend" claimed that Britney told her she didn't give a shit about her kids and never wanted them in the first place. Even though distaste for Ms. Spears filled my palate, I concluded that was a bull story. Now, I figure it was probably true, after today's latest installment of Britney's Jeers.