Britney Spears is NOT fat!!

Look, I 've never been a big fan of Britney. She is beautiful, there's no denying that-but she doesn't have a good singing voice. All of her songs are synthesized. How can you even attempt to lip-sync seriously when the voice you are synching sounds like an over-sexed asthmatic computer?

But- all that criticism she got over how she looked at the VMA's is absolutely DISGUSTING! So what she doesn't have rock hard abs anymore? The girl had two kids in under two years. I know people that have no kids and would KILL to look like Britney does now. I have a son who will be three in less than two weeks, and a son that will be one in about a month. I am back into a size three (was a size one) am I am happy. But, even though Britney probably has a good twenty pounds on me, I would kill to have her body.

Aren't we supposed to be going out of the unhealthy, unattainably perfect body phase the nation is in? Aren't we noticing how this attention is effecting our teenagers growing up? We are giving young girls the example that even though a woman just had two babies, she needs to bounce back immediately. We are teaching our young boys that this is the definition of beauty, and this is what they should want: The media created sex-goddess.

Why are curves and motherhood such criticizing points for the media?



I don't see how she is so fat. Maybe she could have gone up a size in the bikini; it seems kinda binding. But she IS NOT FAT!! Her broken nail grossed me out way more than her body. So what she isn't a size zero anymore? Her weight is proportioned: nice boobs, nice ass. When I gain weight, it all goes to my tummy. Britney's tummy may not be a 12 pack anymore, but her skin is all firm. Hell, I'm not a lesbian but I'd like to grab a handful of her ass, just to see what a real curvy ass feels like. Sadly, I have to flat white-girl ass curse. But, I don't have mosquito bites for tits, either.

How come things like this are fine, but we attack her for putting on weight after having kids?


So, being almost completely nude all over the place is OK, but don't you DARE still have some baby weight a whole year later!

And how old is she here? 17? 18? 19? Let us also remember a little program called PHOTOSHOP as well, folks. NOT EVERYONE IN PICTURES REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT!

Sorry, Britney. Apparently, this is all you're good for. Well, and the hatin' by all the jealous women.